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  in regards to AAWA

  by johnamos in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  oh how i wish i could just write out something that would cause you all to know and understand that what i say is true.

  or i wish i could tell yall that i am going to do something like cause an earthquake (with jehovahs spirit backing me) at a certain place and time, then after i posted such info then it occurred just as i said...then maybe you would listen and believe what i say.. .

  and even more so, your lack of knowledge and belief in jehovah and in his word the bible.

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  New22day

  Youre absolutely right. Either way a Dub brain won't compute that these aren't the last days. They're waiting for bad times but... Good times too? I don't really feel like pulling out my bibble and looking it up right now but doesn't one have to happen before the other?

  One day in a phone conversation with my sister she mentioned how we are "sooo close to the end!" So I said, "you really think so? It really seems things are substantially better than they've ever been! We have new marvels in medicine, insight into science, better living conditions, relatively low crime, relatively low international conflicts..." She paused, then said... "Yeah! Maybe that means its even closer!"

  Almost planted a seed! But.. In one ear, out the other. It might all fall on deaf ears, but inducing more cog dis in people is so fun!
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  May the next generation fade walk away!

  by SophieG in

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  do any of you see how the "truth" will fade out in future generations of your family?.

  i have a few relatives either dfd or faded and we were talking about this.

  we were talking how we would not raise our kids in the madness.

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  My sister and her dumbass husband will never wake up, but they won't have kids either. They're gonna pioneer till Armageddon! Mom is a DFed believer.. Long story. Dad.. I doubt he'll wake up. That leaves only in laws.

  The only future generations in my family will come from my wife and I. I am determined to live our lives and raise our future kids free of the org. I've told my JW wife before that I don't want there to be any chance of religion tearing our family apart, or worse.. Killing one of our kids.

  Next generation of the Obvious family will NOT be JWs.
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  We warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day CONVENTION presented by Jehovah's Witnesses/ 'God's Word Is Truth'

  by suavojr in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  we warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day convention presented by jehovah's witnesses/ 'god's word is truth'.

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  Our convention is 4 hours away from here... The "invitation work" is even more pointless. Yet every year we have the same people soaking up their easy 30 hours thinking they aren't actually wasting their spare time. I smile and wave at the friends as I drive to the golf course for my Saturday morning tee time.

  What a goddamn waste of paper, fuel, and most of all time.
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  We warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day CONVENTION presented by Jehovah's Witnesses/ 'God's Word Is Truth'

  by suavojr in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  we warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day convention presented by jehovah's witnesses/ 'god's word is truth'.

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  in regards to AAWA

  by johnamos in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  oh how i wish i could just write out something that would cause you all to know and understand that what i say is true.

  or i wish i could tell yall that i am going to do something like cause an earthquake (with jehovahs spirit backing me) at a certain place and time, then after i posted such info then it occurred just as i said...then maybe you would listen and believe what i say.. .

  and even more so, your lack of knowledge and belief in jehovah and in his word the bible.

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  John, how long have you been a JW? Do you remember the Korean War? Missile crisis? USSR nuclear threat? I am too young but here's my point. Every time there's any kind of war threat of conflict, the Dubs get all excited thinking the big A is here. They even write about it in publications. Look at how many times their speculation about who the king of north has changed! Now they remain strangely quiet about it. One would think Christ would let his boys know who that is, don't you?

  There have always been worse times than now. Violence has steadily declined over the centuries, especially so in the last 50 years. Average living conditions for humans are the best they've ever been. True, not everyone has access to the medical treatments and luxuries that we take for granted, but at least they're there now.

  You need to face this fact: these are not the last days. IMO the bible is a storybook but you're a believer so I'll make you this challenge... Listen carefully.

  When this silliness with NK blows over with or without incident I want you to return here and continue waking up from your JW slumber. NK is not a real threat, so WWIII isn't going to happen. If the UN steps in, all the better. Remember, the UN has to target RELIGION to fulfill myth.. Er.. Prophecy. And I hope they do. The world could use less religion.

  You sound like a sincere guy John, perhaps just a bit ignorant. Can't blame you, brainwashing will do that to a person. I hope you figure your shit out.
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  Do You Fully Support "Obamacare"?

  by minimus in

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  is it everything you thought it would be?

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  are you happy that this law is being initiated?.

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  Wow! Barrold Bonds..... What a tool.

  This all should have been implemented a long time ago, it would have been so much easier to carry out. Now it just seems like a giant fustercluck.

  Doctors deserve to be paid whatever they can get for their work. Yes Barrold, even psychotherapists. It's not 1952 anymore, your disbelief in these types of therapies is no longer reasonable. There is no excuse to be so ignorant in this day and age.

  TBH the US is fucked anyway, might as well get some healthcare outta the deal. If it didn't get done under the Obama admin, it might have taken another decade or more. Think about how much more difficult it will be then, when the US is even more broke.
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  My quick introduction

  by Adam Believed in

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  hi, all.. ive been lurking and reading for many months now.

  i have been an active member of jwrecovery for sometime now.

  its iphone friendly!

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  Captain Obvious

  Man you are so fortunate to have woken up together! Many of us still dream of the day when our spouse will wake up. I do, every day. If she wakes up and none of our families or friends do, I'm happy.

  You have a lot to be thankful for. I'm not sure who you should be thankful to.... You know what, thank each other.

  Congrats
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  I'm officially INACTIVE....Cheers!!!!

  by Gojira_101 in

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  2. friends

  well i'm sorry i've been absent, it's been a rough few weeks and still having to work....i ended up having a nice happy surprise by having the day off, so i'm finally going to get caught up on things.. .

  april 1st was my 6 months of not reporting service time and i am officially inactive now.

  i think my hubby and i are going to celebrate!

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  That would be a great tat! And thanks for sharing that bit of your story. It's so simple, but for someone who would never believe that the WT would lie its gold. Even if it didn't happen right away, it's an awfully big seed to plant, very easily.

  jst for fun you should turn in one hour, and start the process all over again. You will really screw with their statistics.

  I like this idea! Ballsy though. A report with a zero on it drags down the cong average. One big reason why if you show no interest in reactivating and aren't causing any trouble, the elduhs will often just drop it. That way they don't get reamed by the CO when he comes around.
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  I had sight of the July 15th WT today.

  by Slidin Fast in

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  Captain Obvious

  Wake up a few more?!

  Put on the coffee pot, bake some cookies, and put out the welcome mat.

  Look how many woke up just from catching wind of it from those who went to the annual meeting, or finding it on the JW.org site. I think we can fully expect a stampede of new members on JWN come late August, early September.

  Perhaps we should ensure that any JW who googles "faithful and discreet slave," "new light," or "Christ's domestics" lands on either jwfacts, here, or somewhere else they will get actua truel information.
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  need help

  by Crazyguy in

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  first post, been lurking for a bit.

  i have been seeing problems in the org for a couple of years now and could not come up with any answers.

  recently i researched the topics of mediator and new covenant and thats when the sh8t hit the fan.

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  Crazyguy, you have a PM